January 2011
191 posts
2010 Was The Best Year I've Ever Had
I will remember and cherish each and every person, trip, party, and moment pictured above.
And I will always, always, always love and remember 2010. The year the impossible happened. The year an octopus predicted the World Cup. The year 26 people survived 69 days in a mine. The year Isner and Mahut played the longest tennis match ever. The year an 88 year old hosted Saturday Night Live.
But...
December 2010
163 posts
My little brother’s New Year’s Eve video.
I have got to get him a vyou account.
Question: What is the best spot for a first date?
Answer: The Santa Monica Pier (amusement park, fair)
For absolutely no reason at all...
…the word “pagination” bothers me.
Admit It: You're a Secret Talent Slut.
For instance:
Last year I saw the off-Broadway production of Our Town, and the guy who played The Stage Manager was neither attractive nor young, and yet, I fell in love and went back to see the show JUST FOR HIM. Acting +1
Additionally:
Josh Lyman on The West Wing is like, a REALLY talented Deputy Chief Of Staff, and like, REALLY smart about politics, and therefore I am in love with him. (And...
Why Moosejaw's Frenching Service Won't Work
MOOSEJAW: Do you know a girl named Chiara?
CRUSH: Uh…I’ve met someone named Chiara a few times. What is this about?
MOOSEJAW: Well, she really wants to French kiss you, because 1) you are tall, 2) you had a really great conversation at that tech event in September, 3) she’s always wanted to make out with someone from Wisconsin, 4) you have neat, well-manicured fingernails,...
On the ride home, Chris suspiciously led me to the LAST row of his mother’s...
– —Freshman Mistakes: Driving In Cars With Boys…And Their Moms
Aren’t you so so so glad you never have to be 14 again?
(via howaboutwe)
I'm watching the pilot of Friday Night Lights with...
And I’m like, afraid to look at them because if they don’t like it as much as I do, I may not love them anymore.
Cary Randolph, You Are A Chicken.
And I am publicly calling upon you to do the right thing.
Love,
A former Josie Gellar.
File Under: Ya Think?
“10-12-2001
[long boring diary entry]
PS: [Redacted] never asked me out, weird! Or maybe, not so weird….”
If u are bored right now u should txt [redacted]. It sounds like he is high and...
– An actual text message I just got.
Imagine You Left A Bag In Palm Springs...
And in this bag was…
-your wallet with cards and ID
-your computer
-your iPAD
-your cellphone charger
-your makeup
-your book
-your comb
-your coat (technically, NEXT to the coat)(you discarded it there because it’s useless in Palm Springs, but there was a blizzard in NYC, you may have heard)
-three of your notebooks (and yes, you use all three)
Now, imagine tomorrow you’re scheduled to...
Has there ever been a musical greater than The...
I mean, honestly.
10 Reasons The Day After Christmas Is Better Than...
1. Leftovers (especially stuffing and mashed potatoes) taste better the next day.
2. You can sleep in.
3. You can lounge around in the new pajamas you got, reading the new book you got.
4. You still have family around, yet everyone is miraculously less stressed out than the day before, having survived the Christmas Dinner Gauntlet.
5. The kitchen is full of half eaten brownies, pies, cookies,...
ALL MILKSHAKES SHOULD BE BANANA MILKSHAKES.
I don’t think I’ve ever more fully agreed with something.