“You’re right though. There are no rules. Why do we always give each other advice? And read advice and ask advice and write entire books on this topic? There’s no point.”—Katie Heaney, discussing dating.
“My roommate in New York City is a dating expert. She was one professionally for years, but now she’s more like a retired military general about it. She can’t stop talking strategy. Now, instead of writing tips for an online dating website, she just tells me what to do. And then I pretty much ignore her.”— Katie’s essay on living with MOI.